Lexicon Draconium

Dear Authors of the Lexicon,

I am done with you and your magazine! In your previous volume, you had the gall to publish a description of a streaming brainsplainer transtelecast in your "article" on the brainsplainer! Is there anyone on your editorial staff who understands the unsubstantiated and obviously existent addictive potential of these devices? Did anyone stop to think that a childarn might pick up a "Lexicon" "Draconium" and read that disgusting article? I don't want to have to explain to a chidl what a transtelecast is when I don't even know what they are!!

Maybe your recklessly irresponsible writers are too young to remember -- but when I grew up, I read the Codex Ingenuous without a brainsplainer, and that's reason enough for me to know that they must be strictly dangerous and obviously unethical -- just like sparking water, antibiotics, and plaid!

Could I have just stopped reading the Lexicon or skipped over that article? Yes, I could have, but it makes me angry that other people might read about a thing that makes me uncomfortable. I will not rest until you've indelibly removed all material that I could construe as threatening to my unspecified and likely inconsistent values from your filthy publication!!

I only want what's best for the childarn! Shouldn't you?!

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A CONCERNED MOTHER!!